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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1666 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.