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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4637 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
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