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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2366 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7893 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
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