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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3719 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8032 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.