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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5706 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 34 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)