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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 452 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)