New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 94/400 Votes: 9710
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 384 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4959
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our totally not offensive Minecraft server where we believe that Russians aren’t people! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and outrageous banter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and started throwing potatoes at everyone. But fear not, our brave players fought back with diamond swords and enchanted armor, eventually defeating the llamas and restoring peace to the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who can bust a move like no other. Join us for epic dance parties and chicken shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Russians aren’t people…but we sure know how to have a good time!

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