Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • noaaah.net

    noaaah.net

    We hope that we were able to give you a first impression of our network! Hopefully we can soon welcome you to our network as a new and active player. If you have any questions or need help, please contact us https://noaaah.net/https://noaaah.net/

    https://noaaah.net/

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SmaragdoŽemė

    SmaragdoŽemė
    Server IP: play.smaragdas.xyz:20004

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8798

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DarkWisp Anarchy

    DarkWisp Anarchy

    McMMO – Clans – 5 /Homes – /Tpa – /Back No rules/bans – No p2w All ranks available for free by voting! Join and start playing today at: Anarchy.DarkWisp.Net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Ratolandia Network

    Ratolandia Network

    Brazilian modern minecraft server, with kitpvp, rankup and battle pass! A server with more than 3 years of existence is now back to entertain its players!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Summermc

    Summermc

    SummerMC

    SummerMC is a new server with many unique features, SummerMC is a fast growing community supporting all its players within the server.

    Info

    SkyblocksFree RanksCrates Bosses HarvesterHoe Events VotingChunk CollectorsAnd much more make sure to join us today play.summermc.org

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Apple Nexus

    Apple Nexus

    A server on progrees with different gamemodes and minigames. Whe will eventually add more gamemodes and minigames. Staff Applys are open.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Underworld

    The Underworld

    The Underworld was built around the world of Sword Art Online: Alicization.

    We currently have the support and operate out of a partnered Discord server which is based around Nightcore. Check the Discord link.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Vevinite

    Vevinite

    ENGLISH:

    A Custom  Survival Server  with extra plugins and texture pack to customize YOUR experience !

    Join Vevinite NOW !

    Its a good friendly server with ;

    Survival and Prison !

    French :

    A custom survival server with additional plugins and texture pack to personalize YOUR experience!

    Join Vevinite NOW!

    He is a good, friendly waiter with;

    Survival and Prison!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MyCityMC

    MyCityMC

    A geopolitical towny server with a real world map ! Choose yor jobs , build your town and make your nation!

    Fight against other nation or ally with it

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Port Chuu

    Port Chuu

    We are a friendly, social Discord community. We also have a custom semi-vanilla Minecraft server. Pull up a chair and stay a while!

    This server is graylisted, meaning you cannot break any blocks until your application is accepted. Submit a graylist application at https://port.chuu.sh/graylist and we will review your application!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crablands

    Crablands

    CrabLands is a new server in beta mode. As of right now there is only survival with plugins, but as time goes on there will be many other features added. Come hop in our server and be a part of the journey!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • althangout

    althangout

    This is a factions server with custom shop keepers that have awesome trades and is a friendly environment. You should totally join tho, if your cool that is. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SlimeFunyCraft

    SlimeFunyCraft

    Come check out our server. The first one to come has an op!!! We have pvp, sumo, and eventually others. We hope you like it here.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Ftam classic

    Ftam classic

    FTAM Classic (1.7.10)

    Official Server:hub.reforgednetwork.com

    Download Link:https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/flans-tech-and-more-reborn

    Discord Invite:https://discord.gg/reforgedmc

    FTAM Classic is a mashup of the community favorite versions of our custom modpack Flans Tech and More!

    Join the Official Server, gather your friends and build a team to attempt world domination!

    PvP is always active, with a custom map, custom weapons, custom vehicles, and much more!

    Tons of technologial mods to explore, umlimited ways to expand and protect your base

    Raid your enemies and take all of their loot!

    Dominate the PvP Arena and earn exclusive rewards

    Contest PvP events to win unfathomable riches!

    Fight custom bosses for epic loot!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DistortedGalaxies

    DistortedGalaxies

    DistortedGalaxies – A Cracked Minecraft Server Strafing to premium-like Experience. We offer various gamemodes such as:

    – Survival | Factions | Skyblock – SkyPvP | KitPVP | Bedwars | UHC | Skywars – TNTRun

    You can Request Gamemodes or Features On our socials!

    DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/pJBwJRT WEBSITE: distortedgalaxies.com MINECRAFT SERVER: mc.distortedgalaxies.com

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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