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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9083 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1215 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1475 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
