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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1786 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 450 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.