CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

Absurd, automatic gratuities, bad, Biden administration, blocks, cafe, CraftyCreepers, customer service, dining out, economic downturn, Economy, entitled, fast food, Food Industry, food quality, inflation, locally owned, menu, portions, Prices, restaurants, service workers, takeout, WORSE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

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SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	3016	Void Gems Collected:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	959
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

mc.survivethenight.net

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

mc.rinnacraft.com:4007

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	135
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Animals Bred:	141	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	308689	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	5326

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2464	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Buildings Constructed:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net