CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

Absurd, automatic gratuities, bad, Biden administration, blocks, cafe, CraftyCreepers, customer service, dining out, economic downturn, Economy, entitled, fast food, Food Industry, food quality, inflation, locally owned, menu, portions, Prices, restaurants, service workers, takeout, WORSE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	2137	Ores Mined:	1280
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3886
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	221	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2697	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5466
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3130

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com