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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4997 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4439 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 3464 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.
once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a unicorn. so he joined this server and BAM, he was a sparkly unicorn with explosive powers. everyone was like, “woah, that’s one cool creeper!” and they all lived happily ever after, blowing up stuff and spreading rainbows everywhere.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the cha-cha. u can ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake. the possibilities are endless, my friend.
oh, and did i mention that every time u mine a diamond, a kitten gets its wings? true story. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some magic happen in this wacky world of wonder!
