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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9073 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Farms Harvested: | 397 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 7215 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).