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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 134 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).