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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3729 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 171 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 359 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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