CraftyCreeperCocktails | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

MC Sugars

bedrock, Economy, Events, Fly, free, Griefing, java, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Minecraft, Perks, Prohibited, Ranks, Rankup tasks, Sugar tokens, Survival, Vanilla, Voting

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MCSugars is a mostly-vanilla Survival server with Java and Bedrock compatibility. All ranks are completely free through completing rankup tasks and you can’t buy them. Keep inventory is enabled and there are land claim features to protect you builds! Griefing is strictly prohibited. You can buy free perks such as /fly using sugar tokens gained from voting or doing events!

mcsugars.com

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with a rubber chicken sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball helmet that grants you unlimited dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

amazing, China, ChinEase, Chinese, Chinese achievements, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese civilization, Chinese cuisine, Chinese culture appreciation, Chinese customs, chinese heritage, Chinese History, Chinese inventions, chinese language, Chinese people, Chinese society, chinese technology, culture, Minecraft, smp, Traditions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Eclipsya

Economy, Survival

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A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!

Eclipsya.reviverealm.net

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ios, killer wife, Minecraft, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Salamin, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	152
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Towns Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	166	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	289	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Emeralds Found:	5128	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Farms Harvested:	512

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magic Items Found:	5553
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	4560	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2