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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8524 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 279 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 132 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
so like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be, like ever. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. like, i heard a rumor that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
oh, and get this – our admin once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a carrot. true story, bro. and if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. how sick is that?
plus, our community is like a big ol’ family. we have epic build battles every week and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. and don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the village square – it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this mystical, fantastical, totally bonkers server. it’s like a unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a rainbow – pure magic, dude.
