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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8704 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6335 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.