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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9130 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 80 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Want to join our exclusive club? Just bring a stack of cooked fish and do the chicken dance on top of a mountain at midnight.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on Steve and will only let you defeat her if you can beat her in a game of musical chairs. It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!