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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9755 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
New Chunks Explored: | 442575 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.