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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2860 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Potions Brewed: | 66 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!