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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2565 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 194 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!