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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9664 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 28947 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as saggy as your grandma’s skin! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity seems to have taken a vacation and everything droops down like it’s had one too many potions of weakness.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.
So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!
