Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ores Mined: 7908 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure

    Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Who wouldn’t want that kind of cheesy goodness?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even run into Lilly Collins herself, building a castle made of marshmallows and unicorn tears. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 106 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side

    FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side
    Are you tired of working at a boring fast food joint to pay for college? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner furry artist! Imagine the possibilities of drawing wolf cocks and making three times the money you would at a regular job. Who needs a college degree when you can be a furry porn artist extraordinaire? Join now and start living your wildest dreams!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1173 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist

    Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist

    LunarCraft Season 2 Overview

    Feature Description
    Player Oriented Economy An economy system that revolves around player interactions.
    Anti-Grief Protection Measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment.
    Anti-Cheats Implemented to maintain fairness and integrity in gameplay.
    Small, Tight-knit Playerbase A community of players who are closely knit and supportive.
    Responsive Staff Team Moderators who are quick to address any concerns or issues.
    Welcoming Community A friendly environment where all are welcome.
    Dynmap A live map to help players navigate and explore the world.
    Started 4/20/2024

    FAQ

    Who Are We?

    LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. We aim to deliver a vanilla experience with only common SMP plugins. Players must be above 16 years old with a level of maturity.

    Why LunarCraft?

    The server runs 24/7 on a dedicated server to ensure no lag. It has experienced moderators and a welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.

    How to Join?

    To join, you must be whitelisted through a short application on our discord server: https://discord.gg/vZtSBApe

    Contact Information

    For any questions or concerns, feel free to add “mutson” on discord.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP

    Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

    DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

    Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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    Link Description
    Discord Invite Join our Discord server
    Instagram Account Check out our screenshot gallery

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    Vanilla experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

    Community

    We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

    Respect

    We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

    CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?

    Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.

    But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

    🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

    Server Overview

    Server IP play.shaded.gg
    Discord Shaded Discord

    About

    Shaded is a top SMP survival server with a friendly community and a range of features and benefits for players.

    Features

    • NEW! Lobster Pots
    • Land claiming and grief prevention
    • Custom gear at Gear Merchant
    • Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
    • Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
    • Quests, events, and challenges

    Cross-Platform

    Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players, with regular updates and a dedicated staff team.

    Join Us

    Experience Shaded by joining the server with the IP address: play.shaded.gg

    Stay Connected

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join Shaded, simply enter the IP address play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client.

    Is the server cross-platform?

    Yes, Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Are there regular updates on the server?

    Yes, Shaded is updated regularly with new features and improvements.

    How can I protect my creations on the server?

    Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention to protect your buildings and belongings.

    Are there ways to earn money and trade on the server?

    Yes, Shaded has an economy system, shops, and auctions for players to trade and earn money.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227

    FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we bring you the most epic and outrageous events you’ve ever seen! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event, where you’ll embark on a journey like no other, facing wave defenses, protecting escort targets, and capturing units in a battle for survival.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got banners featuring badass weapons like the Uninvited Adieu SMG and the Abyssal Light pistol. And don’t forget about our new outfits, including the interactive scene where Enya will cure all your Minecraft woes with a tender kiss!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Star Master of the Minecraft world!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!

    Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!
    Are you tired of jannies trying to keep you down and broke? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace the hustle and encourage you to make that sweet, sweet cash money!

    One /biz/ anon on our server has become a legend for making one of the biggest virtual empires ever seen. And if they can do it, so can you! Join us and start your journey to financial freedom today. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being a wagie forever and hello to a life of luxury and success on our server. Join now and start making those virtual stacks!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Imperfectum SMP: Where Villagers are Always Getting Lost and the Creepers Just Want a Hug!

    The Imperfectum SMP: Where Villagers are Always Getting Lost and the Creepers Just Want a Hug!

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Features Description
    Dedicated Team A team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience.
    Server Seed A stunning seed selected for its landscapes and exploration potential.
    Application Process Discord-based application process for quick access.
    Suggestion Channel Channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard.
    Community Friendly and inclusive community.
    Datapacks Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements.
    Events Regularly planned in-game and external events to keep the community vibrant.
    BlueMap Integration Detailed server map with BlueMap integration.
    Community Size Thriving community of over 250 members.

    If you’re interested in joining our community, visit our Discord Server or our Server Website for more information.

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

    A: You can join by following the Discord-based application process on our Discord Server.

    Q: What kind of events are regularly planned on the server?

    A: We plan both in-game events like build competitions and external events like movie nights to keep the community engaged.

    Q: Are there any special gameplay features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay.

    Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

    A: You can use our suggestion channel on Discord, where players can upvote and downvote suggestions to ensure every voice is heard.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Lesbian Femcel Frenzy: Where Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

    Lesbian Femcel Frenzy: Where Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride like no other.

    Picture this: Tomoko from Watamote gets transported into the Minecraft world and meets a mysterious dude who sweeps her off her feet. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s a creeper in disguise! Tomoko finds herself in a love triangle with the creeper and a zombie villager, leading to hilarious and chaotic adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves or stumbling upon a hidden village of talking chickens. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!

    2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as we embark on a journey to Wednesday Season 2 in the year 2025!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine partying with llamas while grooving to the latest beats in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all. We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets and chickens rule the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky journey to Wednesday Season 2 in 2025 and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AncientMC

    AncientMC

    AncientMC is a new, fast-growing Minecraft server with a bright future ahead. The server is mostly focused on the economy and community. We have custom biomes, custom items, and much more. There are claim blocks, so you can protect your area and possessions from being griefed! We have custom ranks with exclusive additions to make your gameplay even more thrilling. After all, we really focus on our community and make sure that everyone is treated fairly with no exceptions.

    We also have an active Discord server made especially for members of our community. Our discord server is made for the members to have the ability to report problems, get support, and communicate with other players even if they are in-game, as our discord chat is connected to Minecraft!

    If you are looking for a peaceful server to play on with an amazing atmosphere with nice players, this is the right server especially for you, so check us out right now, and make sure to join our Discord server too for more information and announcements!

    The server has a hard-working staff team that will try their best to provide peaceful and exciting gameplay. We really hope you are going to have an amazing and enjoyable time here at AncientMC.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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