Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Welcome to ExeosCraft, the only server where even the chickens have McMMO skills! Economy, Pets, and tons of laughter!

    Welcome to ExeosCraft, the only server where even the chickens have McMMO skills! Economy, Pets, and tons of laughter!

    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
    Cross-Platform Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!

    Our Features:

    • Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
    • Level-Up System
    • Pets
    • Land Claim
    • McMMO
    • Strong Economy
    • Leaderboards
    • Hard Difficulty
    • Player-Driven Updates

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 172 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 313 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure

    Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Who wouldn’t want that kind of cheesy goodness?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even run into Lilly Collins herself, building a castle made of marshmallows and unicorn tears. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side

    FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side
    Are you tired of working at a boring fast food joint to pay for college? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner furry artist! Imagine the possibilities of drawing wolf cocks and making three times the money you would at a regular job. Who needs a college degree when you can be a furry porn artist extraordinaire? Join now and start living your wildest dreams!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist

    Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist

    LunarCraft Season 2 Overview

    Feature Description
    Player Oriented Economy An economy system that revolves around player interactions.
    Anti-Grief Protection Measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment.
    Anti-Cheats Implemented to maintain fairness and integrity in gameplay.
    Small, Tight-knit Playerbase A community of players who are closely knit and supportive.
    Responsive Staff Team Moderators who are quick to address any concerns or issues.
    Welcoming Community A friendly environment where all are welcome.
    Dynmap A live map to help players navigate and explore the world.
    Started 4/20/2024

    FAQ

    Who Are We?

    LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. We aim to deliver a vanilla experience with only common SMP plugins. Players must be above 16 years old with a level of maturity.

    Why LunarCraft?

    The server runs 24/7 on a dedicated server to ensure no lag. It has experienced moderators and a welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.

    How to Join?

    To join, you must be whitelisted through a short application on our discord server: https://discord.gg/vZtSBApe

    Contact Information

    For any questions or concerns, feel free to add “mutson” on discord.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ores Mined: 5144

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP

    Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

    DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

    Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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    Link Description
    Discord Invite Join our Discord server
    Instagram Account Check out our screenshot gallery

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    Vanilla experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

    Community

    We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

    Respect

    We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4053 Ores Mined: 9297
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Crops Grown: 3283

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

    CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 124 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?

    Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.

    But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • 🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

    🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

    Server Overview

    Server IP play.shaded.gg
    Discord Shaded Discord

    About

    Shaded is a top SMP survival server with a friendly community and a range of features and benefits for players.

    Features

    • NEW! Lobster Pots
    • Land claiming and grief prevention
    • Custom gear at Gear Merchant
    • Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
    • Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
    • Quests, events, and challenges

    Cross-Platform

    Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players, with regular updates and a dedicated staff team.

    Join Us

    Experience Shaded by joining the server with the IP address: play.shaded.gg

    Stay Connected

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join Shaded, simply enter the IP address play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client.

    Is the server cross-platform?

    Yes, Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Are there regular updates on the server?

    Yes, Shaded is updated regularly with new features and improvements.

    How can I protect my creations on the server?

    Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention to protect your buildings and belongings.

    Are there ways to earn money and trade on the server?

    Yes, Shaded has an economy system, shops, and auctions for players to trade and earn money.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8087 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227

    FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we bring you the most epic and outrageous events you’ve ever seen! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event, where you’ll embark on a journey like no other, facing wave defenses, protecting escort targets, and capturing units in a battle for survival.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got banners featuring badass weapons like the Uninvited Adieu SMG and the Abyssal Light pistol. And don’t forget about our new outfits, including the interactive scene where Enya will cure all your Minecraft woes with a tender kiss!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Star Master of the Minecraft world!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!

    Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!
    Are you tired of jannies trying to keep you down and broke? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace the hustle and encourage you to make that sweet, sweet cash money!

    One /biz/ anon on our server has become a legend for making one of the biggest virtual empires ever seen. And if they can do it, so can you! Join us and start your journey to financial freedom today. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being a wagie forever and hello to a life of luxury and success on our server. Join now and start making those virtual stacks!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Imperfectum SMP: Where Villagers are Always Getting Lost and the Creepers Just Want a Hug!

    The Imperfectum SMP: Where Villagers are Always Getting Lost and the Creepers Just Want a Hug!

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Features Description
    Dedicated Team A team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience.
    Server Seed A stunning seed selected for its landscapes and exploration potential.
    Application Process Discord-based application process for quick access.
    Suggestion Channel Channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard.
    Community Friendly and inclusive community.
    Datapacks Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements.
    Events Regularly planned in-game and external events to keep the community vibrant.
    BlueMap Integration Detailed server map with BlueMap integration.
    Community Size Thriving community of over 250 members.

    If you’re interested in joining our community, visit our Discord Server or our Server Website for more information.

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

    A: You can join by following the Discord-based application process on our Discord Server.

    Q: What kind of events are regularly planned on the server?

    A: We plan both in-game events like build competitions and external events like movie nights to keep the community engaged.

    Q: Are there any special gameplay features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay.

    Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

    A: You can use our suggestion channel on Discord, where players can upvote and downvote suggestions to ensure every voice is heard.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Lesbian Femcel Frenzy: Where Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

    Lesbian Femcel Frenzy: Where Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride like no other.

    Picture this: Tomoko from Watamote gets transported into the Minecraft world and meets a mysterious dude who sweeps her off her feet. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s a creeper in disguise! Tomoko finds herself in a love triangle with the creeper and a zombie villager, leading to hilarious and chaotic adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves or stumbling upon a hidden village of talking chickens. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 790 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!

    2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as we embark on a journey to Wednesday Season 2 in the year 2025!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine partying with llamas while grooving to the latest beats in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all. We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets and chickens rule the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky journey to Wednesday Season 2 in 2025 and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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