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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4635 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!