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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3878 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!