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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9330 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 2582 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!