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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3384 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Mines Excavated: | 1313 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 7638 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!