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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1786 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!