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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3997 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!