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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7001 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3973 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!