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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5624 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7365 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mystical being who grants wishes to those who can find him hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s wooden sword into a diamond one, just because they told a funny joke!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes and can teleport you to any part of the map in an instant? Yes, you read that right. Llamas with lasers. Need we say more?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why americans worship blacks like indians worship cows – because on our server, anything is possible!