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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5539 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂
Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂
Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂
So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮