CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Farms Harvested:	990	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mines Excavated:	4556

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7937	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Farms Harvested:	997

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	958

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crops Grown:	7648	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	229
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3387	Gryphons Tamed:	2