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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7275 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb your selfies and steal your diamonds!
Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize! And don’t forget about our legendary parkour course where the obstacles include dodging exploding chickens and riding on the backs of giant turtles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (or maybe you will, who knows?).