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Ms Casey’s Hug Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance with skeletons and party with witches. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just ask Ms. Casey for a hug and you’ll instantly feel better (virtual hugs, of course).

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of fun and madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8242
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Star Shards Collected:	222	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RoomieRageCraft

apartment living, cleanliness, dog neglect, messy roommate, pet care, pet ownership, RoomieRageCraft, roommate boundaries, roommate cleanliness, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate eviction, roommate issues, roommate living situations, roommate pet care, roommate pet issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities

Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t even take care of their own dogs? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to deal with messy roommates again! We promise that our players’ virtual pets won’t leave a stench in your virtual apartment or cause a fly infestation in your virtual room.

Our server is so awesome that even if your roommate neglects their virtual dog for days on end, you won’t have to clean up piles of virtual dog poop or deal with the smell of virtual dog pee. And if they try to feed their virtual dog Takis, we’ll make sure that virtual bag stays closed!

So come join us and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Our virtual world is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities, without the hassle of irresponsible roommates. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	New Chunks Explored:	748637
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3808
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

bored, Crafty30, home, smp

Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

Apathy, arrogance, Corruption, Cruelty, Destruction, discrimination, Exploitation, Greed, HateCraft, hatred, Humanitys, ignorance, indifference, INEQUALITY, Inhumanity, injustice, intolerance, lack of empathy, Pollution, Selfishness, violence, War, WORST

Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7694

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Alien, alpha centauri, Astronomy, Discovered, Earth, Earth-like, Exoplanet, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Life, Nearest, Orbit, orbiting, planetary science, Proxima Centauri, scientific discovery, single star, solar system, Space, space exploration, star, Tiny, Tiny Earth, world

so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	43

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4060
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Animals Bred:	110	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2700
Players Killed by Monsters:	4252	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4337
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	800885

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	773
Magic Items Found:	5324	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2788	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3