CraftyCorruptionUSA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the most corrupt industry in the USA – Minecraft! Our server is filled with shady deals, backstabbing players, and enough drama to rival a reality TV show.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games where you can bribe your way to victory, a black market where you can trade rare items for outrageous prices, and even a secret underground bunker where the most corrupt players gather to plot their next scheme.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating the treacherous waters of the most corrupt industry in the USA – all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	6519
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	167

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mines Excavated:	2683
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4598
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	7631	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9366	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	284643	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	8746	Star Shards Collected:	153
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8888	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3962	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	273	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	138
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	602
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	190	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.