so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 198
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Potions Brewed: 155

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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