so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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