so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ores Mined: 9765 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Buildings Constructed: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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