CraftyCops Minecraft Server

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns just like this crazy story!

🚗 Hop into our virtual world and become the ultimate getaway driver! Help your friends steal expensive cars, crash them into ditches, and escape the cops all while high on adventure!

👮‍♀️ But be careful, snitches get stitches! Will you be the hero who turns in your criminal boyfriend and his friends to the virtual police, or will you keep quiet and try to get away with the perfect virtual crime?

🤯 Experience the thrill of being called disloyal, evil, and a pig by your virtual community! Watch as your in-game relationships crumble before your eyes, all while trying to protect your virtual future.

🏝️ And if things get too intense, don’t worry! Take a break from the chaos and spend the summer on a virtual vacation with your virtual dad in a different state. Who knows what virtual adventures await you there!

Join our server now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and drama! Are you in or are you out? The choice is yours, but remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen! 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	231287
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3748
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crops Grown:	4887	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	227	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	121	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6144
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ores Mined:	4880	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2417
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.