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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6881 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2075 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Magic Items Found: | 3857 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.