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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1787 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.