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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5209 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.