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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8440 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.