Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6600 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3807 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7794 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
