Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
