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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7311 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!